If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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