why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
i want to swaddle you in tequila
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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