yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
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Mom said you looked used
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
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It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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