no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
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I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
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He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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