so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
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SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
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Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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