Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
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I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
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He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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