: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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