hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
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Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
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I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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