White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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