i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
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I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
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The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
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He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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