This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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