dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
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Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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