once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
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I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
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we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Randomize