dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
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She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
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Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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