just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
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Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
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Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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