Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
A+ Viking dick
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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