What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Randomize
