I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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