nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
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I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
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It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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