i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
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he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
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As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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