Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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