Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
My liver just broke up with me...
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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