i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
