Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Your penis caused this!
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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