Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
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We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
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Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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