So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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