I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
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I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
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YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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