Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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