We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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