You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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