does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
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I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
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I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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