Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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