Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Randomize
