If that was your dad, he is hot
kristin has been a bad kristin
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I just want nice things and good sex
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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