Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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