Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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