More tranny stories later!
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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