Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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