we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
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the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
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THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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