is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
