New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
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I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
BRING THE BAGELS
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You've changed since you got that strap on
is it fun? or sober?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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