if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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