So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
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