We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
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as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
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I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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