Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
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Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
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I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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