let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
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He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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