I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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