So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
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it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
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You dont lie about slip and slides
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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