My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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