Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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