What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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