Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I had to cum in my sink.
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