hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
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it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
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If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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