She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Randomize
