so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
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