you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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