Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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