Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
