no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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